Clementine-y Goodness

We have this giant box of clementines sitting on our fruit shelf, teasing me, all chubby and juicy and smelling of Christmas.

But they're full of seeds, damnit!

As Fingers would say, can't a girl get a good genetically modified clementine? What does a girl have to do to enjoy a genetically modified clementine? Why can't I get a seedless, genetically modified clementine?

Gawd.